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Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car. Oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car. Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall. Torque is how far you take the wall with you. Spoilers and bodykits are how much of a mess you leave on the wall. Rollcages and windownets are how much of the wall you take with you.
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A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten
husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be
gentle; I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten
times?"
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great
it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was
supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, He
didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three
years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art
Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but
he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure
how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was ... God, I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"
"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
"You're a SAP consultant. This time I KNOW I'm going to get fucked!
husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be
gentle; I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten
times?"
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great
it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was
supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, He
didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three
years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art
Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but
he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure
how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was ... God, I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"
"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
"You're a SAP consultant. This time I KNOW I'm going to get fucked!
Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car. Oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car. Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall. Torque is how far you take the wall with you. Spoilers and bodykits are how much of a mess you leave on the wall. Rollcages and windownets are how much of the wall you take with you.
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Некой пак е вземал от кофти дилъра..
http://www.vbox7.com/play:80cb8000
Сезона на ябълките
http://www.vbox7.com/play:36d72973
http://www.vbox7.com/play:80cb8000
Сезона на ябълките

http://www.vbox7.com/play:36d72973
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Красив или умен сте?
Умен ли си?
да - 1т
не - 0т
Красив ли си?
да - 1т
не - 0т
Резултати:
2т - Вие сте красив и умен
1т - Вие сте или умен или красив
0т - Вие сте тъп изрод
Умен ли си?
да - 1т
не - 0т
Красив ли си?
да - 1т
не - 0т
Резултати:
2т - Вие сте красив и умен
1т - Вие сте или умен или красив
0т - Вие сте тъп изрод
Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car. Oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car. Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall. Torque is how far you take the wall with you. Spoilers and bodykits are how much of a mess you leave on the wall. Rollcages and windownets are how much of the wall you take with you.
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