FUN: вицове, картинки, линкове, текстове и т.н. (Архив2)

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Нашата Татковина погледната под друг ъгъл... или не съвсем тук

Famous Bulgarians

AZIS showing off some machismo.Azis - Musician, politician and Nobel prize winning scientist. Too fat to be gay, but too gay to be straight.
Volen Siderov - Psycho Patriot, Hitler wannabe.
Todor Jivkov - Evil sadistic dictator.
Tsitsa Greshkova - Chalga singer, Olympic gold medal holder in breast fighting.
Hristo Stoichkov - Author of the famous curse "Pichka ti lelina" (Your aunt's pussy)
Mitio "The GUN"- people's man, friend of Kolio Mamata. Gives away free waffles "Borovets"
Boiko Borisov - The bulgarian Chuck Norris. Only mightier.
Mara Otvarachkata - She can open a bottle of beer with her enormous breasts!
Bateto - King of the Olympic undergames. Johnny Walker's biggest fan.
Slavi Trifonov - Pseudo patriot
Gatso Batsov - The most famous football player
Simeon I - kicked the ass of the Byzantine Empire many, many times.
Simeon II - a sad imitation of the first one.
Ahmet Dugan - the son of the devil, secret agent of the Turkish secret police
Tsar Kaloyan - kicked the ass of the nearly anything. He is the only man Chuck Norris was ever afraid from. RLY !!!
Fifi ot Varna - Hardcore Bulgarian and opponent of everything of foreign origin, a real patriot, die-hard opponent of the Turkish Secret Police and American Imperialism. A recent quote by Fifi when she heard an American tourists complaining that bars in Mexico were cheaper than those in Bulgaria - "You fat bastard, if you don't like it go home, I see u have visited only Mexico, you fat bastard!". Her favorite quote is "Bulgaria above all!", she hates most fat, lazy Americans who wear long white socks and shorts and of course oily Turkish, the latter because they smell of ram meat. Oh well....I forgot about Jews, but this is a long story.
Mitaka ot Varna - Race cars die-hard fan, golf II driver wannabe, Extravagunza very frequent visitor, money putter in TIM's big pucket.
Mitko Stoyanov - Numero uno minority rights activist, a feminist icon, also stepson of Volen Siderov.

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Hristo Stoichkov - Author of the famous curse "Pichka ti lelina" (Your aunt's pussy)

Boiko Borisov - The bulgarian Chuck Norris. Only mightier.

Slavi Trifonov - Pseudo patriot

Gatso Batsov - The most famous football player

Tsar Kaloyan - kicked the ass of the nearly anything. He is the only man Chuck Norris was ever afraid from. RLY !!!

Е тея 5 ме разбиха

[solay Профил]

всичко наред ли е

[Веселин|Василев Профил]

За България:

Be VERY CAREFUL when walking around, because Golf, Golf II and III and old Astra drivers are everywhere and their driving habits have strong tendency towards self-destruction. Sadly, there are no big towers in Bulgaria. Do not get in an argument with driver of Golf, Golf II & II or old Astra driver as they tend to be equally dangerous as the drivers of luxurious vehicles such as Merjan, BMW, Audi and Ferrari - being self-destructive village-type machos, enjoying loud house & chalga music. Recently, village-type machos have been noticed driving unusual type of old vehicles such as small FIAT, small VW Polo, masterfully disguised with tons of spoilers, cheap bazaar alloy wheels, miniature 'sport' steering wheels, and 'roaring' huge pipes instead of exausts.

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Нема такава е30-ка, верно лети.

Оригинала

[GEORGIEV]

Ей тва се вика изяла го ръждата

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Източника

[bigmurzi Профил]

http://www.yonkis.com/mediaflash/unmillon.htm

[MARFI Профил Уеб-сайтICQ]

Още забавни авто снимки

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[zodiak Профил]

Искам едно такова... ама може да е отверка за вратите...

[McClane Профил]

http://fishki.net/comment.php?id=27007

[Facheff Профил]

Поне научи ли се да се целуваш

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